*USAgent sighs, still waiting by the phone*

So wait… Red Hulk is now clearly General Triester from the Venture Brothers?

It's closer to how Paul Pelletier drew her in GLA, which was the initial Squirrel Girl revival.

Or the greatest sexual predator of all… MAN.

More importantly: the great Andrea Romano was the casting director for the first series. You know… the genius behind Batman: The Animated Series? A mark of confidence! I think this time it's Aaron Drown, who seems to be OK (he did Kim Possible and Star Wars: Rebels) but he's no Andrea Romano.

Basically the same thing that happened to the "GI Joe" movie franchise, too.

Technically Shang Tsung might have been there as one of the producers. I assume that when Johnny Cage says that line, he's back at the main hall kinda nodding knowingly while his henchmen look a little bewildered.

You're assuming I didn't already have him slotted for Liu Kang.

I recently gave my DuckTales DVDs a spin. The first episode has Donald getting possessed by an ancient Egyptian god. (The aforementioned Mummy is involved.) The second episode involved Magica de Spell using some Dark Arts to transform the Bugle Boys into Huey, Dewey, and Louie. (Trust me: nothing bothers kids more…

It wasn't. It was a nice scene, but t'weren't no space battle, English.

But see… that's what made DuckTales awesome! It's not a safe place for kids. There is actual danger in it! And it's not like we weren't aware of the lyrics: the intro sequence paired it with images of a scary mummy.

And those robot arms were apparently easily removable sleeves.

Yeah, I kinda hate that Lilith Fair is being taken to task for being boring. That's like making fun of Bluesfest for not being upbeat enough. A lot of us liked that music —- Sheryl Crow's Tuesday Night Music Club was the first CD I owned —- and it was enough to make Lilith Fair a hit the first time around. Shoot,…

Too bad the Mortal Kombat movie wasn't directed by Wes Anderson. I want twee hipster Johnny Cage giving signed Polaroids.

Allison Brie as Katana, Daniel Pudi as Shao Khan, and Jim Rash as the shapechanger Shang Tsung.

Superman also. The Supergirl show is basically his supporting cast.

Jay Leno! You're back!

Goddamn, everytime we have a party and my in-laws bring the booze, it's always Mike's Hard Lemonade. And I'm all, "Just get beer, dammit!"

It's actually an improvement over last year's version, when this site was everything Ghostbusters (2016).

Not to mention that "internet writer" isn't exactly that envious of a position. Believe me: I was one.