New ending too. Bieber and the twins that are suing him (twins played by all 3 Jonas Brothers, natch) end up not doing facebook and just planting a garden instead. We're going to greenscreen the shit out of this thing too.

Rerelease
I hope George Lucas has had a chance to edit and insert some CGI in places there wasn't. Also, I hope Jesse Eisenberg is replaced by Justin Bieber. He's way more now.

Wait
Who's fucking who now?

Maybe it will be a parody of that Jamie Foxx "Blame it on the Alcohol" video with all the cameos. Bill Bellamy becomes Dan Cortese, Morris Chestnut becomes Jake Busey, Jake Gyllenhal becomes Zach Braff, Ron Howard of course becomes Clint Howard. Thoughts?

Emperor Jim, why go for burgers when you can have steak?

Guys guys guys!

That's why it's not the album cover.

SHRUBBERY! HOLY COCK, BALLS AND TAINT I AM THERE!

They're a good band. I think that's what gives. Seriously though it's that they're not afraid to just rock and sing with conviction. Also, they live in Middle Earth.

That's not a bad idea. Should we try to get a few cameos in the video? Like maybe a pro athlete or something?

Apparently I was misinformed
I didn't know Valhalla is in Middle Earth.

Nice
Mine will have a sheen to it with lots of girls shaking their asses. The guys from the band will be drinking champagne in a hot tub. What do you guys think? Maybe I should story board it first.

He's one of the best parts about The Aristocrats too. Check out the special features too.

And he's the doctor in a Few Good Men. How fucking weird is that casting? I guess he's friends with Rob Reiner, so maybe not that weird. But still kinda weird. I mean, did he need the money or something?

And aren't these movies totally mocking people? I think they're great, but there are real people that live in some shit town somewhere and work at Dairy Queen and dabble in their local theater. I would venture to say that those people are being mocked.

He went after her like she was made of ham!

Another year
That rack looks to have a few good years left in it.

Or how it would taste!

I need them fighting a bit. So what would be the ideal substance for them to fight in then? When I watch the lube fighting scene in Old School it doesn't totally do it for me. There's something a little off about it. But I think it's our best option. Maybe Jello? But then what color Jello?

Mud wrestling
I'd like to see Kim Kardashian and Christina Hendrinks mud wrestle.