Does The Departed not count as a mob movie? That was pretty awesome, right?

Fuck yeah Please don't suck!

Taken on TV
If Law and Order can keep coming up with new ways for people to get violently raped then I see no problem with Taken finding ways for girls to kidnapped and pimped out.

What fucking Wisconsin schoolteacher vacations in Venice? They can't fucking afford that.

I enjoyed Mr and Mrs Smith actually. Plus it gave us the enjoyable trainwreck that is Jennifer Anniston as a bachelorette.

If these were available all year everyone would have diabetes.

It will be good if you compare it Knight and Day! But them so would the slides from my parents weekend in Sonoma.

I just put on Ride the Lightning to make myself feel better.

Maybe so, but if you can get Daft Punk you get Daft Punk. I'll admit that Daft Punk doing the soundtrack made me ~30% more likely to see this movie in the theater. Anyone else?

And the writers of THE HUMAN STAIN.

Foreplay is slow, fucking is fast, then money shot in suuuper slow-mo.

BEAVER!
From the studio that brought you SNATCH!

I already said this on the previous post.
But that was fucking bullshit by the Y.

*finds nothing*

*goes to Urban Dictionary*

Fawlty Towers! It's title was even a double-entendre!

Just trying to stir the pot. Couldn't this be an amazing comeback vehicle for Eddie Murphy?

Shouldn't one of them be black?
Would never happened if Bernie Mac was still alive.

I'm featured for about 5 minutes.
It's during the 'internet commentariat' portion of the doc. I was very harsh against the use of all caps, but they softened it up in post-production.

I have nothing reasonable to say about this.
But if the dude wrote a book about art that literally came out this week then what the fuck did you expect? This took place at the 92nd Street Y, not Gotham Comedy Club. Do you know what the next talk there is? An 90 minute talk with the CEO of Yahoo! conducted by Norm…