Holy shit, Helltoupee! You've unlocked the secret code to making a good movie.

With a hole cut out in the bottom to put your dick through, right?

Would it be too harsh to call Scarlett Johannson "Jessica Alba with a better imdb page"?

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And the thug who keeps driving back nad forth in front of the house, Source Awards.

Elijah - nice…

Parks and Rec and Always Sunny are the two best comedies on TV (although I've yet to see Glee). The Entourage nod is fucking pants-shittingly mindblowing.

You know LA is he demon cock. No one's going near that.

Imagine the guys you know that seem kinda cool, but make a lot of bad jokes and wear button down stripe shirts and designer jeans and are mostly dead inside.

Serious question
Would the crowds to see this movie be more or less obnoxious than the crowds to see the Sex and the City movie?

Simpsons movie anyone?
What if it just turns out like the Simpsons movie? Not amazing per se and not what you'll remember most about the series, but a pretty damn enjoyable way o spend 2 hours. I think that would be AOK with me.

Seriously, the thing that would ruin this the most were if she's gotten fat.

Temple of Doom is awesome. Anyone that disagrees can get in the rack and go down the fire pit.

But the human babies have that convenient soft spot/hole so you can suck the brains out easier.

And more kickable.

Baby vampires?

That movie is awesome. Maybe could have been better, but I'm not sure how. The politics of blowing up Parliament may be a little off, but fuck it.

Agreed with Warren. I guess I can say the second one is ok, but the third one is an abortion.

Agreed. I'm quite excited to see this. For some reason there must have been a dip in the "over the top stylized action movie cycle" for me, so the timing for this is right.