There's hams out there this big?!

The plot thickens:

littlealex, I think that might be the "best" part actually.

I have to admit that I'm 28, but still quite interested in how many non-alcoholic beers it would take me to get drunk.

Is it true that if you keep your eyes open while you sneeze they'll come out of your head? Because I heard that somewhere once.

"You can use statistics to prove anything. 14% of all people know that."

Hot coffee and stale jizz.

Get off my lawn!

You guys ever watch "Wet Hot American Summer" dvd with the fart track on? Amazing

Damn Yankees!

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"I always thought of the sequel as the perfect example of bad sequels- just trying to ramp up all the elements from the first but failing miserably. "

Don't worry, the 'stache is already here. And how do we feel about my "City of Davis Rec League basketball" t-shirt that still fits. Williamsburg, here I come. I'll even have the smug entitlement that comes with saving $600 a month in rent.

Fuck Yeah!
I'm actually moving off Manhattan to Brooklyn the end of this month. I've got my blackframe glasses, hoody, flannel shirt, old jeans and Chuck Taylor's lined up for this shit!

My favorite part
is that the only one he's "following" is Levar Burton. That's just awesome for some reason.

Way to suck the joy out of a perfectly good Simpsons reference, you cocksuckers!

I'm so lazy
Let me tell you, I'm like a rug on valuum. I'm talking lazy here!

Fuck jazz.

How about Alfinso Ribeiro in those McGriddle commercials? A little part of me died when I saw that.

Do you think they get a visit from FAILBOT when this happens?