I swear on my testicles that I will not be seeing The Blind Side. I actually read and enjoyed the book, but will not be contributing any money to that.

Embarassed to say that I contributed $12.50 to the Boondock Saints total.
What a steaming pile of donkey cock that movie was.

You guys see the new one with Kim Basinger?
Seriously, Wayne's World 2 was the Kim Basinger movie they decided to use when they booked her? I assume it has something to do with what movie footage they can get rights to or something but fuck…

DTH, that's a mantra I can get behind.

If they recruit Brian Posehn we're all fucked.

You know what scares the shit out of me?
That Chuck Klosterman is 210 fucking pounds! What the hell?! I thought he was one of those tiny, hoodie-wearing hipsters with old Asics on and stuff. But this fucker is bigger than I am! Chuck Klosterman could beat the shit out of me. Is no one else frightened? What if he leads…

This move has definitely Dante's Peaked my interest.

Maybe a Cable Ace award! They still have those, right?

Good call, Snape. I'm thinking we could see Charlie maybe get in there by being the rebound guy.

I like "please walk into the Atlantic Ocean" as a new meme that gets beat to death.

I gotta admit that Marge with her hair down always revs my engine.

Harry and the Hendersons is awesome. That is all.

"Grammercy"

Seriously? Dodgeball is the movie where he absolutely mails it in the most. He couldn't care less throughout that entire thing.

But will this movie
FLOP at the box office?

Jesus, I'm so much worse off for knowing that exists. Even that Onion article from last week about the nadir of Western Civilization didn't contain anything that stupid.

I'm stealing Bill Simmons' joke here: but did you ever think we'd see the day that Vince Vaughan would be fatter than Jon Favreau? How the hell did that happen?

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The retarded man's Chris Rock?

Hopefully never.