Through the looking glass
So, this same two boss setup just got implemented for my group this morning. We had a meeting at 8am to talk about some management changes: basically my boss' boss is now someone different. Not a huge deal really. But, my boss also told us that he is looking to get someone from our team to be…

I use to have sex in the bunk below my roommate at the frat house. We would wait until we heard snoring because he was drunk/stoned a lot. Later he admitted to jerking off the sounds of us having sex. Seems like everybody won now.

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one to have done that. Thank you, avclub, for making my dereliction seem commonplace.

I thought sock was the prefered method.

And shittier!

Understandable. You guys are probably going to have to wait until Jimmy Breslin dies before being able to book a reading time. That old coot is always reading to people.

And ironic t-shirts!

2. the Hatecast
1. an average night at the bars for me

9. a dinner party you're throwing
8. your day at work
7. a blind date
6. masturbating

Again I say!
Where the fuck is NYC on this whistlestop shitstorm?!

I'd still watch that over Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Her "performance" at the Pamela Anderson roast is still something to behold.

Oh…I thought you were refering to the fact that both of these women are total twats. Same thing I guess. The tweets reveal their twatness.

mmy, actually she was just shooting smack.

Cautiously optimistic this is a joke?

This is Sparta!

So….he can't do it?!

Holy shit, someone put 9/11 footage to Yackety Sax? Please don't post the link. For the love of god…don't.

Yesterday I passed out on the couch while trying to make it through Solaris. My roommate assured me I didn't miss anything.

It's not "like" that…that's what it is.