That blows, idiotking. I actually live directly across the street from KGB bar on 4th. All hail the 10003! It's like Williamsburg but with full-time employment!

68th and Broadway. A bit of a hike from the East Village, but I'll make it. I'm going to try and impress my girlfriend with some elaborate story as to how I got these besides an internet giveaway. Any ideas?

I had sex with Mila Kunis once.

Finally
Something to do in New York City! I'm bored stiff over here.

Runteldat
If they can do Alien vs. Predator surely they can do Big Momma vs. Madea. And surely this will signal the End of Days.

That sleeping bag sex scene in Enemy at the Gates always bothered me.

Thank you, Obnoxious for presuming I'm more sophisticated than that. I must admit that when I scroll to the bottom and saw an empty board I was overcome with firstieness. It's a helluva drug.

I hope Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers get a dark reimaging. Lot of potential there.

I'm curious
as to what will be the first Marvel franchise that Disney plans on ruining?

Seriously though, the generation before us had this exact same discussion (although not a super sweet online forum!).

Story of my life…

Is it just totally Lou Dobbs of me to think it's wrong that an American isn't directing this? Like someone who actually might have gone to Woodstock?

It does. Have you never ridden the bus before?

Because during those plays there's huge guys beating the shit out of each other. If during a baseball play the pitcher threw the ball AT the batter while the batter tried to hit HIM with the bat then I bet things would be different.

Needs more clip art.

If you're wondering how to get out blood stains maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.

WTF
Does Jerry have a gambling debt or a coke problem? Why would he do this? Didn't he make an ungodly amount of money from the show and continues to do so from the syndication? I mean, Ray Romano wouldn't do this, so what the fuck is going on here? Seriously…what's the deal?

Depends what you mean by successful. Is he stupid rich? Yes.

My thoughts exactly, Fucksmeller.

My dick is hard right now, but I don't think it has anything to do with the movie.