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Either way it's starring Ryan O'Neal

But does she deal weed to pay the bills?

She should be selling weed to pay the bills too! What a B story that would be!!!

I'd pay top dollar…
for a Farah Fawcett pube diamond.

Yeah, I think so.

What if her last ex-boyfriend on the list is Kal Penn? Then this makes total sense!

Jean Reno!
No women, no children

I enjoyed watching the Darjeeling Limited, but when I was walking out of the theater I realized that it wasn't actually about anything.

It's got protein, people!

New Kids on the Block are actually touring right now and playing decent-sized venues. Seriously. I - unfortunately - know people that have paid to see them.

And this doesn't look like it contains any parts that I can roll a joint with.

Perfect timing for this what with that guy getting beat to death outside the Phillies game on Saturday! Seriously, that would actually be a good jumping off point or a sort of framework to work with for the story.

life in

That's like ion PlayDude magazine.

Logjammin'

Seriously, maybe the kid is John Cusack's son…maybe. And then Rob Corddry is Cusack's friend…maybe. But they wouldn't hang out with Craig Robinson…and Corddry wouldn't openly rip on his friend's son…and they probably wouldn't openly do excessive amonts of blow in front of the kid.

Yeah, this looks great, but I'm always curious to see their explanation for how the hell these 4 people are even together in the first place.

I've been told so many things suck on these boards that I don't know what to think anymore (the kicker for me was Tim Burton's Batman - really?).

Oh c'mon, Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in an entire season as you do in a night?

But they can do it every half hour. Freaking kids…