I wanted channel 98 to come in clear. And every weeknight at 5pm it did for 5 minutes. Thanks The Secret!

Dun, get bent. I'm part Italian myself. What we thought was funnywas the randomness of that grouping of people. How do they know each other? Why are they hanging out? Just seemed odd. As odd as Liza Minelli and her "good friend" Usher talk about Micahel Jackson together? No, but still odd.

No Way Out Sean Young.

More like Super Bowl gloryhole! Amirite?! Because Buffalo always gets fucked. Right guys?!

Seriously. I'd much rather get Rangers tickets these days and I'm not even much of a hockey fan.

The douche scale would be through the roof.

I'm so glad they produced a TV show that goes to great length to explain to me that it would be awesome to be young rich and famous and live with my three best friends in LA. Until this show I wasn't sure if that would be cool or not. Thank god these guys came along.

Men don't need engagement rings because they all have that distinct "what the fuck did I just get myself into?" look on their faces that is unmistakable. Thanks, I'll be here all week.

Atari Teenage Riot?

But he is alive!

Rex, did you go to Cal? When? Class of 2003 right here baby!

And man, was I close to my second firstie of the day. Thisclose!

I'm just messing around actually. It's fine to headquarter yorself wherever the hell you want be it Chicago, NYC or freaking Peoria if you want. I just get used to things like this usually taking place in NYC, so I like to get miffed when they aren't. I actually like Chicago.

WTF
Don't you people know Manhattan is the center of the universe? Get out of the sticks, people!

I hope to be the Magic Johnson of cancerAids. I'll be around 20 years from now and look even better than I do today. And getting more pussy than any y'all!

I love the smell of fail in the morning.

Really excited about by first ever firstie, but disapointed in my typos. Nerves got the best of me apparently.

I look forward to this new app
an y my impending cancerAids.

But what of the porn?
How much porn is being pirated?

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!!