I would very much like for Richard Gere to die in a fire.

Does the Shake and Vac produce milkshakes in a vacuum?

littlealex, I'm fairly new to NYC and have only been to Terminal 5 so far. Which of those above-mentioned venues would be best to catch the show at?

True Romance
C'mon, no inclusion of the scene with Bronson Pinchot that incites the whole standoff? Couldn't have made this list 9 entries long?

True Romance
C'mon, no inclusion of the scene with Bronson Pinchot that incites the whole standoff? Couldn't have made this list 9 entries long?

Summertime Clothes video
I really like these guys and respect that they take chances with their music and presentation of that music. But that new video for Summertime Clothes is a steaming pile of monkey shit. I actually really like the song, but I don't care what they say I don't know what the fuck is happening in…

Go back to your home on Douche Mountain.

Zeul will not be happy when she hears about this. She's a real cunt when it comes to being faithful to the source material.

You mean like do I find anything wrong with that? No, not at all.

I've never seen the original Planet of the Apes movies and love Tim Burton, but that movie was so fucking bad that during the end credits I took at shit in my hand and threw it at the screen.

(uneven angry statement about how electronic music isn't really music then a dick joke)

FLOGGING MOLLY, BITCHES!

I saw a concert listing for a band named Confederacy of Beards and I was quite ammused.

MBS, when she calls or leaves you a voicemail does she say "Hi, it's me"?

We're all really glad you shared that thought with us. That's what the internet is for.

Chivo, you're a fucking dick and I don't like you. Why you using all your comments to bag on frat boys. Us frat boys don't want to grow up, ok? You need us. What would happen to the nation's sports bars? Those Dave Matthews Band tickets aren't going to sell themselves you know. These collared shirts aren't going to…

Shit, you guys are right. I forgot about those parts. For some reason I just can't get the image of Patton and Posehn naked out of my head. Great comedians, but not attractive dudes.

Yeah people, I seriously (can't wait/don't want) to see this (work of art/piece of shit)! It's like they "made a movie just for me/didn't even try).

The scene in Comedians of Comedy where Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn walk naked past each other is the weirdest thing in that movie. There are some things you can't unsee.

This is fucking creepy.
The Gateway to Geekery for king-fu movies came out today and then this. Is that blowing anyone else's mind?