You're quite welcome. Ok, so let's set this straight once and for all

(personal anecdote about an experience in improv/stand-up/music)

Like a coffee bukkake?

(pretentious rolling of the eyes followed by Futurama quote)

Yeah, it involves mounting a chick with a hairy back and then alternately kicking her tits while doing her doggystyle.

NARD DOG! (sorry, had to)

I also did that BS "create your own major" program at Cal. Good times!

Brian Posehn
Is that you?

1. Sweaty Megan Fox
2. Hot blonde computer programmer
3. Killer robots fighting each other
4. Explosions
5. Color

I mean, the similarities are outright jarring.

Ok, it's time now.
Has Sacha Baren Cohen completed the Tom Green career arc yet? It's complete now, right?

Thank you movie studio!
Thank you for choosing "Alison Lohman wet and muddy" as the promo shot. Thank you very very much.

What about Zac and Miri flaming gay Justin Long?

Care to give us any more context on that story? What the hell does "cleaned up" mean?

Soce, I'm really begining to dislike you.

Yeah balls, I think that was done at a performing arts school or something. I think his first line is "this is where I go to school…" or something like that.

Saw Def Squad do that live and it was pretty awesome. Probably the best rap song I've seen done in concert.

Leaving Las Vegas and The Rock can roll with me too.

Pants-shttingly good?

Agreed. I like him, but if "absence make the heart grow fonder" then the opposite is also kinda true.