In his defense Reindeer Games fucking sucks, so he should never watch it.

When the fuck has that ever happened? Didn't you see Rocky?

I think you meant Andy Warhol.

Wow, and I've never even heard of it. I'll turn in my film snob badge on my way out. While hanging my head in shame of course.

Fuck me…what the hell does LTROI stand for?

Interesting. Would any of the San Francisco Mission District hipsters care to comment?

Kyle, don't be a dick. Inserting logic and all that.

Valid points all around.

How the hell..
…is this not in Williamsburg, Brooklyn?

I actually hope is does include that.

Your suspect. All a ya's.

Wait - this job is still open?
Then why did I give Nathan Rabin that blow job last week? I thought that was my in!

Amazing. From Good Will Hunting to The Simpsons in one move. I love it here.

I have one word for you:
Reeetaaaaaainerrrrr!

Ok, it's gone. I can get up from my desk now.

I have to be honest and say that I will always watch these things. They're not always great, but there's at least a dozen or so moments from each one that make me glad I watched.

Wow
That probably shouldn't give me an erection, should it?

Hey! I watch Showgirls for its ironic terribleness, not the masturbatory value. After all anytime I start tugging it my mind flashes to the rape scene that comes at the end and the I sort of "lose my buzz" so to speak.

Damn those sales people and their cold-hearted capitalism!!!

Pilgrim - fair enough. Maybe I just don't think it was smart of him to say that he's not really a big sports fan. I'll still give it a shot.