Way to kill it, shithead.

I was pretty disappointed to learn that he's not actually much of a sports fan. Being a complete sports geek myself I feel that compromises how good that show can be. Am I making this assertion while not having watched it yet? Yes, but it still bothers me. I just don't think you can half-ass the sports stuff and…

BIG ASS TITTIES!!!!
*EXPLOSIONS*

Wow, refresh much? My last comment was for Lester.

I'm not quite sure she's hot. Would I bang her? Yeah sure. But, I'm not Google-ing her or anything. Like someone said earlier she's juuuuusst a bit to odd-looking.

Where these girls bangable?

Necrophilia > Pedophilia

Receiving head > Giving head

Sex without a condom > Sex with a condom

Blow jobs > Hand jobs

I thought they were the gay SS.

Theyy gave us Wolf Parade and Arcade Fire too. And John Candy. And apparently they're cool with weed too. Honestly, what's not to like? You can still watch football up there too!

Fair enough. Glad to hear there are some SoCal punk fans from outside the time zone. Let's all humm Bro Hymn at our desks and share an e-hug.

Does anyone from outside of California like Blink-182, NOFX, Pennywise, Lagwagon, etc? It's kinda weird that I don't think I've met someone since moving from CA that owns an album by any of those people.

Pig Slave, you're kinda right, but I think the Oscars do ten times the job the Grammys do. When you hear who won Best Picture, Actor, etc I usually nod and accept it. But, couldn't you always name at least a dozen others you'd like to see win in each Grammy category? Jeebus, this show is a fucking disgrace.

UNO starring Salma Hayek. She just masturbates the whole time.

Terry Gilliam needs to direct this thing. I don't know why it took me so long to come up with that. But BAM! it hit me all of the sudden. Must be something in this pizza. Or the fact that a bunch of people got laid off here yesterday has got me thinking more clearly.

Maybe. Tim Burton managed to screw up Willy Wonka though.

No one cares about your tangential relationships with these people.

I think if I were to go out with Blake Lively I'd be able to get past that boy's name.