Well, see, you like it cause of SCIENCE

Well, you had me til all that reductive "nature is about bullying!" stuff at the end.

Given that REM became one of my favorite bands in the year before they broke up, I'm pretty sure I will love all of this.

Oh no?

Settlers of Cataan?

But how will kids ever learn about bullying now?

I'm surprisingly okay with this.

"Hey guys, you know what'd be cool?  If we had this Indian character, but then we had him played by a white guy who likes to play drunken caricatures a lot.  This is a good idea, right?

Well, this is definitely still a relevant thing.

This is a sentence that makes sense in any conceivable universe.

Bon Iver was really probably the result of bad choices.  Live, they can handle themselves really well.  And in my opinion, the criticism of LDR's performance was just as overblown as the hype surrounding her before was.  And while I can't say I like Sleigh Bells, they also have at least 2 veterans of live shows (both…

Why would a drug kingpin try to start a war with the country that buys all of his drugs?

I hate how they're always trying to adapt TV shows into movies.  GOD

They really are an incredible band.

I dare anyone to listen to "Home Life" on Rook and say they haven't already written a classic.

They all wanted Skrillex's phone number.

It would probably cost about 100 times more to make now than it did back then, unfortunately.

Totally worth it, right?

This is really just an incredible album.

Because mashing up HP Lovecraft and Jules Verne is totally on the same level as coming up with a watchmen prequel because you have nothing better to write about.  I guess we have to make that guy who made all those Tin Tin/Lovecraft mashup posters apologize too?