Once this lawsuit is settled I'll finally prove I was the first one to do this.

And remember, no fatties.  I think that's an important part of all these campaigns.

This…seems unlikely.

Well, the house in the scene mentioned from Texas Chainsaw Massacre isn't the same one they all die in.  That one is nearby and not nearly so abandoned.

If this proves nothing else, it at least shows how incredible her voice is.

Something just bothers me about this piece, it's probably the use of the word 'tame' in the sentence "After pioneers helped tame, settle, and violently seize the West".  It just bothers me that even in a piece like this the author still finds time to fit in the civilization myth that leaves us as a colonizing society…

Hopefully these become the lyrics on the next Magnetic Fields album.

Rushdie's career is "just sacrilegious."

I wish it was still open, there was a David and the Citizens CD I really wanted to pick up that I never did…

Zap Rowsdower is the Canadian Springsteen.

I hate to say this, but I can't believe the new Thing has a stupider plot than Footloose.

He seems to have a very shaky grasp of the difference between 'the constitution' and 'a business agreement'.