Perhaps the most disturbing Holocaust photograph yet.

Anyone else think Zooey Deschanel sort of looks like Walton Goggins impersonating Katy Perry?

Have you read Ben Lerner's work? Less emotional/expressive than Manguso's, but the intelligence is even more vivid, not to mention the technical/prosodic fireworks.

…is lined with angry black midget impresarios who end up pointing you in the wrong direction anyway?

In a show of support to David and Elaine McClain, Senators Al Franken, Barbara Boxer and Chuck Schumer will now appear before Congress with their pants pulled above their navels.

Aw. Your tiny, tiny fists.

Sarah Manguso is a terrific writer. Her first poetry book, The Captain Lands in Paradise, is one of the few contemporary poetry books worth the attention of all seven generalist readers still out there. She has a really good balance between actual analytical insight and emotional openness that can get precious if she…

Hopefully the film adaptation of this Crosstalk would be about thirty seconds, thereby reducing a simplistic, needlessly drawn out dialogue to its essence. And would also maybe have a Ruth Wilson nude scene tacked on.

You're assimilating weird…wait, I grew up in a trailer park and listen to country music, so I don't know what "assimilate" means.

(both hands were on the bagel)

**furious masturbating while eating a bagel**

I made it exactly 7 seconds into this video and already I want to go punch a wall. 

Aw, poor guy. I understand. It's not easy being box office gold. Take my buddy Tom Cruise. When he crossed the one billion dollar mark he fashioned an enormous diaper out of
poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "Val."

So how is Awake? I got 'em on the DVR, but don't know if they're worth taking my dick out of the mashed potatoes and my eyes off the neighbor's mother-in-law to watch.

And for her master's thesis on mid-20th century socio-political-erotics, Elias Kresinger handed in a copy of Norman Mailer's The Naked and the Dead with "and the Dead" crossed out on the cover. For her dissertation, she handed in the same copy, but with every word spoken by a male character highlighted. In pink. To…

Forever Hank Kingsley. Really in the pantheon of greatest sitcom characters. Maybe only George Constanza matches him.

From the picture, Mindy Kaling's new sitcom looks to be both literally and politically hysterical.

Strangely enough, it took me about a dozen episodes to not continually think of him as the TA from "Slackers." Which gives me a chance to ask: does anyone else think that "Slackers" is the forgotten gem of recent comedies? Jason Schwartzman unhinged, Jason Segel has some killer scenes. Dark, weird, very funny stuff.

Oh, my absolute pleasure, rock star table. Good to see you again.

Living in Fayetteville, Arkansas, I can't tell you how tired I got, hearing "My Best Girl" over and over again on the JR's jukebox. Girls loved it. "Oh Ben Nichols, you're so sensitive . . . and clever . . . listen, listen at the end . . . his best girl is his [spoiler alert] guitar!" It was like, no shit. The chorus…