I know you can read MY thoughts, boy:
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I know you can read MY thoughts, boy:
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+1 on sandy boobs lady. Also on my "acceptable to wank to" list were:

Everyone comically ages 23 years in 23 minutes, comically dying.

My head is like a shark fin!

"No, I'm supposed to be getting OUT of prison today…"
"Go get in the other line, dumbass!"
"Thank you, you're right, I am a dumbass."

I honestly would just put money in Emerson's magic box

Amen. The lack of lego technic sets anymore is deeply disturbing. All this mindstorms stuff, where you have to go online to tell your lego robot how to go… whatever happened to just messing around with the little gears?

Ha! I watched Lie to Me for the first time the other day at my wife's behest, and the first thing I said to her was, "So, he's like House Lite?"

I think there's a way to save this show…
and it involves a mash up between Veridian and Massive Dynamic. Most of these characters would just slide right in next to Funny Tech Guy at the lab (or Walter's lab, for that matter).

Ha! A California Cheeseburger! Goofballs, everybody.

I will accept no casting of aspersions on Reign of Fire.

@ metaphorskin

Murray FTW!

I like the 100% Landt

Motherfuckers, I'm from Rhode Island. Quit your bitching.

Quest for Fire has everything I need to know about Rae Dawn Chong. God I love that movie.

I think I could get into Cheadle as Davis, scowling with his back to the audience as he plays his horn. Dude was a(n emotionally) dark motherfucker.

I would totally go to a Butthole Scorpions concert. Best supergroup ever.

sometime in 2000 I worked a 3doorsdown concert as local crew at UMaine. The fucking lead singer dude wandered around all evening with his video camera, getting in our way as we set up and asking dumb (like, really dumb, "is this where the lights will go?") questions. It was late fall and Maine and the venue was…