As the boys over on the Star Wars Minute have deduced, they are Lightsaber
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Tood, You are the worst reviewer ever. You place yourself too much in the review (and all your reviews) and the hardest part of reading your articles is the endless framing device that inevitably muddies whatever point you are trying to make. Also, the fact that you love 2 broke girls casts a…