To change the subject — because, really, we're talking about The Office? — this is news to me (regarding considerable turnover at The Onion because the company decided to relocate back to Chicago and AV Club land):

What else is on? Find your way to Sidney Crosby's return as the Pens take on the Rangers. That's what's on tonight.

It's what the kids are doing these days. Get with the program.

You had me at Detective Chimp

I want to see "Everybody's Heard About the Perd".
(First run-through at typing that was "Everybody's Hard About the Perd" - which, while it does not rhyme, makes for an interesting topic.)

Wait, are you really trying to find a way to get this movie made?

"Get a Life!"

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