You think Nardwuar won't already know?  He'll know which factory in China manufactured that Sharpie and how long it sat in the store before they bought it.

I'm not saying that the deaths in "Into Darkness" weren't tragic, but to say they were the worst tragedies in the Star Trek universe is a bit much.

Paul Thomas.  Though Paul W.S. is sticking it to Milla Jovovich, so if I had to make a couple of Resident Evil movies, I think I'd manage.