I can't believe we're talking about FF6 and 7 as the old ones. 

Anyone who likes these new ones is a fucking asshole and deserves to get punched in the face.  This isn't just normal internet you have bad taste therefore deserve violence brought upon you.

The general arguments made in this article can also be applied to fans of Nickelback, and I'll be god damned if I'm going to stop being angry at them.

I want to fight your buddy Bryan.

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He's also still waiting for Star Wars to return to the awesomeness that was Episode 3 and 4.

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