Yeah, he'll be underwater on this one for some time.

So the dead celebrity list from Utah is growing. Gary Coleman, the dude from Gun Club. Who else am I missing?

SLC, UTAH
Who'd have thought that momo-town would be the place to get rock star killing dope?

Ted's banter can be rough. He takes heckles fairly well, though. Try yelling "turducken!" at him.

Nah. Dwarves only do anal.

Blood, cum and canceraids all over the back seat . . .

Cat Power and Jason Statham or it don't get made.

I always liked
FLOWER

Rupert Gee in a two piece, wearing oversized sunglasses.

Wait, I thought her name was Sasha Fierce.

The cast of every show on TLC.

The (Opium) Producers
Glengarry Glen Jihad
The Zion King

Under the Sea.

STERN.
I wouldn't give that guy's troubles to a monkey on a rock.

Mr. Mustard-Polythene Pam-She came in through the bathroom window.

He he he, you said cHARLOTte . . .

Is a coke-filled cathouse really the place for . . .
. . . An addiction specialist?

(bows, gets kicked hard in the ass)

I liked this thread the first time I read it, when it was called whatever the last thread was called . . . .

I liked this film better the first time I saw it . . .
. . . When it was called "the Killer."