Right?! I saw Marceline in the picture at the top of this page, and was all psyched for a Marceline episode because we get WAY TOO FEW OF THOSE. And then it's a Susan Strong ep. Still good viewing though.

Short story? That "geniuses with OCD tracing wood grains" is from the Ender series (specifically Xenocide and Children of the Mind) by Orson Scott Card. Not really short stories.

"Why won't my dick work?!"

Nah, maybe Jake if he wasn't with Lady. Imagine the Everything Burritos he could make there.

Strudel Princess was ADORABLE though!!!

Osha, and her appreciation for his "giant's blood".