You got your "power suit" and your "fast cars." You're out there "saving the world" from "Cobra." La-de-FREAKIN-da! What are you doing for your future, kiddo? I'll tell you what you're doing for your future - JACK! SQUAT! When that suit runs out of power, you'll wake up one day and find yourself living in a van down…

Hey Channing Tatum
Your remember…that time you were in GI Joe…and you, like, jumped over that train….but the other guy….he, like, went through the train…and you were all like "I told you to read that manual."?

Hey KISS
You know…that song "I Wanna Rock and Roll all Nite"…that one part…that part that's like "HEYYYYEYYYEYY HEYYY—AAAAH!"