You know Ice Pick was an episode in season 2, right?

Well, seems like he learned his lesson about being an obnoxious dick. Welcome back, Dan.

Have you not watched the past five seasons? This show became a soap opera around the end of season 1.

By no means is it a great show, but it's perfect summer fun when it doesn't take itself too seriously.

The Pam show would be a relief.

I didn't watch it, but my DVR caught Retta telling me to tweet during the episode. Then I thought about how much Donna must love True Blood.

I haven't heard that anywhere. Is that recent news?

They had some moments I read as mother/daughter bonding… which were ruined when they made out in the finale.

Manganiello is a capable actor, and very easy on the eyes. Alcide isn't too offensive as a character. But he's our lifeline to the terrible werewolf storylines and dead weight that needs to be cut. If he were to get involved in the main plot with Sookie and company more often I wouldn't mind, but he's off on his own…

Don't forget Pam (when she's not whining over Eric, which has been far too often as of late).

Deborah Ann Woll's cleavage seemed to at least be making an effort.

I just assumed she hasn't been nude because she's perpetually a teenager. Then again, this show has no shame.

I've surprisingly quite liked Tara since she turned into a vampire. Not sure how her relationship with Pam will go, but I'm willing to find out.

I haven't watched Sons of Anarchy (yet) but based on the praise I assume it's not this fucking tedious and boring. The only thing I get from this storyline is !!!WEREWOLVES ARE EDGY AND NAKED!!!.

I thought I heard the no-nudity clause thing was a hoax?

I just go to it for the mindless summer fun (and, when nothing else, man ass).

This season already seems a lot more fun than 4 and 5, and that can only be a good thing. Still nine episodes to fuck everything up completely, but I'm trying to be optimistic. The weak link for now is whatever the hell they're doing with Alcide. Everything else seems promising enough (well… not exactly Andy's…

Against my better judgment, I'm excited for this new season of True Blood. I'm sure to be disappointed, but bring it on! Can't be worse than last season… can it?

But… Scisaac? He grabbed his arm in his trance. He trusts him. You just don't understand.

Leave Phil alone, obviously you don't need to actually watch episodes to review them.