I'm terrified of dropping something on the escalator, thanks to The Kiss.

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" is a personal fave, though "It's just a flesh wound" came in handy when I sliced off the tip of my thumb a few months ago. And then there's "Son of a two-balled bitch," courtesy of Snuff Box, and "Not you, naan bread" from the Boosh. You'd be surprised how handy that last one…

My eyes *did not* well up at the thought of seeing it on this list, I swear. Sniff.

In second grade, a field trip was canceled because of a thunderstorm. So they put us in the library to watch Return to Oz. In the dark. I'm still terrified.

I'm going to need to watch that episode again at least 3 more times. Did anyone else notice that one move in the disco routine was just like the pamchenko from The Cutting Edge?