If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts. Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax."

This is the greatest movie news of 2011.

As an IT professional, I use the line "I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good." almost daily.

What is this!?!? A movie for ANTS?!?!

I, for one, was glad to see that Gary survived the cow-stomping.

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

I got a Koogler notification for this?

I knew you would ask that!

Dammit!

More like, "Don't quit your day job, Internet!" Amirite?

I'll take…*chews gum*…Andre the Giant for…*chews gum*…a thousand.

I'll take "The Rapists" for $200, Trebek!

Actually, you can see Breaking Bad on ABC!

Hey, I didn't get a COMMUNITY notification for this!

Is it too much to wish for an upcoming episode to be called "Spielbergo?"

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I am shocked we don't already have a Sex Toilet gimmick account around here! Or even a Chuck's Space Blanket. You people are slipping.

Well, I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

Great job, internet!

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