At least we know there won't be any brain damage…

GOD HATES DROIDS!

"But you don't have to take my word for it." That's the catchphrase? It sounds like something Jacob the Bar Mitzvah boy from SNL would say.

This would also be the first time "interesting plot development" would be used in reference to a Kevin James' vehicle.

Couldn't her character just divorce him. That's what I imagine would happen in real life.

Will wenches still be available in the gift shop?

Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

If you think that's bad, wait until Trump appoints him Secretary of Women's Outreach.

Help us Opie-Wan. You're our only hope.

This being the AV Club, I just assumed this video would have somehow featured the Gummi Venus De Milo.

Just load Timyo, and pretty soon, you'll be emailing everyone at F*bleep*k City!

This will probably get me kicked out of the AV Club, but I will go against the grain here, and say I actually want to see to this MUMMY:IMPOSSIBLE movie. I know he's a crazy couch-jumping Scientologist, and he basically plays the same character in every movie, but dammit, I still like Tom Cruise. I find most of his…

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I guess I'm in the minority, because I think this show is a fucking riot. Tandy wearing his camouflage suit, but being too lazy to take off all the Christmas decorations from the last time he wore it, and NO ONE mentioning it, was a fantastic sight gag. Todd telling Melissa that "Santa's penis" is a funny image…

Will he haul ass to Lollipalooza?

He's no Unkie Herb, that's for sure.

Here comes the Funcooker.

This episode really helps solidify my theory that the show is called THE LAST MAN ON EARTH because Tandy is going to get everyone else killed before the series completes its run. My prediction is the final episode will be a lot like the pilot: just Tandy.

Yeah, sure…just like he quit Twitter…

I am really hoping that Jadella bin-Khalid turns out to really be a grown up Berhooz out for revenge.