I know you have my son.  I don't have any money, but what I do have is a particular set of gills….

Damn right, I should have mentioned Fight Club!  How the hell did I forget that one?

Damn right, I should have mentioned Fight Club!  How the hell did I forget that one?

I normally would agree with @JoelKeller:disqus about the narrator being a roadblock.  But, I would add the following to the list of good ones:

I normally would agree with @JoelKeller:disqus about the narrator being a roadblock.  But, I would add the following to the list of good ones:

Cliff Huxtable is no Larry David.

Cliff Huxtable is no Larry David.

Pencil Morn in that #10 spot.

Pencil Morn in that #10 spot.

First? (ETA: I know I'm not first…)

First? (ETA: I know I'm not first…)

You know, I like his films except for that nervous fellow that's always in them.

Can you rastify the rancher 10%?

You don't have to be an accountant to know that this movie is a ten.

Wordplay!

Forget Michael Cera.  I want Franklin Bluth in the new Muppet movie.

I blame Twitter.  I'm guessing since she's homeless, Butler doesn't tweet as much as Sheen.

A sad, cautionary tale.  This is why the only drug I do is called "Charlie Sheen."  You can't try it, though, because it would melt your face off.

Simpsons did it!

Bruce Wayne is in the 1%. (edited to add: not meant as a firstie).