I take it from Leslie Knope's response to that man who was old and looked like a lizard with a grey hairnet, that he was someone important. Since he is not one of the people that I meet on my show, or on my way to or from my show, or a book signing, which is where I sell copies of my book, "The Thing About Me Is, I'm…

That, and the lack of me or references to me in this episode, is why I am uncontrollably weeping at this very moment.  I am leaving tears on my computer's keyboard, which is where my fingers push down different buttons with letters, punctuation and numbers.  These come together in order to form words, which can be…

That, and the lack of me or references to me in this episode, is why I am uncontrollably weeping at this very moment.  I am leaving tears on my computer's keyboard, which is where my fingers push down different buttons with letters, punctuation and numbers.  These come together in order to form words, which can be…

@avclub-344347984c66fdd944e8da2acbd44a21:disqus , I find that your statement contains both truth and not truth.  I love America, which is the country in which I find my local Ace Hardware Store.  I also do eat cheese, as I find it delicious.  Except Swiss cheese.  It tastes like wax, and the only holey foods I enjoy…

@avclub-344347984c66fdd944e8da2acbd44a21:disqus , I find that your statement contains both truth and not truth.  I love America, which is the country in which I find my local Ace Hardware Store.  I also do eat cheese, as I find it delicious.  Except Swiss cheese.  It tastes like wax, and the only holey foods I enjoy…

My TelePrompTer is telling me that this is an amusingly written piece of comedy writing, using characters from a once-popular science fiction television show, which aired from 1986 to 1994, and scenarios from tonight's episode!  I am now "chuckling", which is what the device from which I am reading aloud is telling me…

My TelePrompTer is telling me that this is an amusingly written piece of comedy writing, using characters from a once-popular science fiction television show, which aired from 1986 to 1994, and scenarios from tonight's episode!  I am now "chuckling", which is what the device from which I am reading aloud is telling me…

While I must admit to my disappointment in not seeing myself on the television screen as I watched this show on my television, I have to say that Jean Ralphio is a very funny man.  It is unfortunate that his hair is not the same length as it was the last time I saw it.  It also looks straighter than it was before. …

While I must admit to my disappointment in not seeing myself on the television screen as I watched this show on my television, I have to say that Jean Ralphio is a very funny man.  It is unfortunate that his hair is not the same length as it was the last time I saw it.  It also looks straighter than it was before. …

"Are you wearing a shirt with buttons?" This was one of the funny things that was said in an American accent by the British woman in the cast with red hair. I find it very alluring that there are three redheaded women on this show, which is shown on television, even though I only find two of them attractive in a…

"Are you wearing a shirt with buttons?" This was one of the funny things that was said in an American accent by the British woman in the cast with red hair. I find it very alluring that there are three redheaded women on this show, which is shown on television, even though I only find two of them attractive in a…

The thing that is funny about this is that it sounds like my name, but it is, in fact, meant to be an insult.  I am becoming offended, and angry, and, this just in, now a little hurt.  This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, flipping you off, which means that I am raising my middle finger at you in an equally insulting…

The thing that is funny about this is that it sounds like my name, but it is, in fact, meant to be an insult.  I am becoming offended, and angry, and, this just in, now a little hurt.  This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, flipping you off, which means that I am raising my middle finger at you in an equally insulting…

You would be Perd-fectly correct in your use of word, which is funny, because it's impersonator, but with a D after the R, so my name is in it.  I thought it was so clever that I wanted to see if I could use my name in other words.  At the start of this reply, I used perfectly, but I put my name in, then a hyphen, so…

You would be Perd-fectly correct in your use of word, which is funny, because it's impersonator, but with a D after the R, so my name is in it.  I thought it was so clever that I wanted to see if I could use my name in other words.  At the start of this reply, I used perfectly, but I put my name in, then a hyphen, so…

The thing about me is, that I forgot my Disqus account password, and had to wait until I got onto a computer on which I had saved it.  Now, I am on that computer, so I can post about how much I love my book, "The Thing About Me Is, I'm Perd Hapley".  It is full of words, made up of letters, that were written about me,…

The thing about me is, that I forgot my Disqus account password, and had to wait until I got onto a computer on which I had saved it.  Now, I am on that computer, so I can post about how much I love my book, "The Thing About Me Is, I'm Perd Hapley".  It is full of words, made up of letters, that were written about me,…

I see by the likes on this post, and the responses to this post, that you, my Perd-Verts, are taking to the internets and making your allegiance known to everyone in the public.  This is something of which I approve, and will look for every time I log into the internet, and, more specifically, my Disqus account.  My…

I see by the likes on this post, and the responses to this post, that you, my Perd-Verts, are taking to the internets and making your allegiance known to everyone in the public.  This is something of which I approve, and will look for every time I log into the internet, and, more specifically, my Disqus account.  My…

Hehe, well, I am going to say that I found this episode of television, which I watched with my eyeballs, which are connected to the occipital lobe in my brain by optic nerves, to be quite entertaining! The pictures all moved, there were colors, and a condom was hastily applied to a banana. This sentence is a…