Let off some steam, Bennett.

More like Jimmy FAILIN', amirite?!?!?

Read the Wes Craven interview on this sight. The original was not marketed at all. It was literally commissioned by a drive-in theater owner to fill slots on his screens.

I think we can all agree that people, no matter their race, pretty much suck.

No fucking way Mandy Moore has made more money than the Clash. No fucking way.

SCHNELL!!!

And now the lucky winners will quickly proceed to the NEXT shower room!

Them some tasty apples!

I don't see Playboy in Miley's future. Second-tier anal porn, maybe.

I think everyone is missing the point here: She probably got lippy and all he did was really give her something to cry about.

I don't want to go back there, ever…

This week: THE LOOT!

I hate to say this, but I consider myself a bit of a 'rind aficionado. Cracklins can be good, but just don't check out the nutritional info on the back (over 100% sodium intake in one little bag). The best are the freshly-rendered "chiccarones" sold at your local latino grocery store/carniceria. The Mexican fellows I…

Or try the old-school alternative: "Broads… sheesh!"

@Alfaba: Here, here!

Prison Wine's Apartment: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

I'd like to force-feed Miley Cyrus something vaguely poo-shaped, if you were interested. (I mean my dong).

restaurant versions:
bacon stretcher
spaghetti detangler
left-handed keg wrench

Point: Nigeria may be a developing nation, but is rich in culture.

I like to insert it with the help of my limited-edition Manolo-Blahnik speculum.