I heard T.O. is a closet homosexual.

Also, key parties with Phoebe Cates? Count me in.

That old silly heart
Natalie Portman's shaved head is the first thing I dream about in the morning.

Just to broaden the horizons a bit:

IT CAME WITH MY VALUE-MEAL!!!

His wang is a must-suck. For some one of his advanced age. Truly the feel-good shaft of the year.

The Amazing Race pales in comparison to the high-concept awesomeness that is the "Double Shot at Love" starring the Ikki twins. I watched an episode last night (in a crowded bar at 1am, granted) and it flew RIGHT over my head. Unreal.

IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW GODDAMN HARD I AM TYPING THIS ON MY GODDAMN MCBOOK AIR YOU WOULDN'T BE SO GODDAMN FLIPPANT.

fix it avc!

more like a train wreck. of ugly.

but the ram was always the good guy.

three guesses and the first two don't count.

Yeah, one in a row is the longest streak of good decisions mickey's ever made

sorry to hi-jack the thread, but…
The first film I thought of when I saw this inventory was "In the Bedroom". Not because it goes from a tale of grief to a tale to vengance 3/4 through. Because it goes from melancholy tale of mismatched lovers coming of age in small-town New England to NICK STAHL'S FUCKING BRAINS…

god damn i hate you

pulls a j-hook?

I wish that I HAD Jessie's girl. duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-NUH!

dicks vs. pussies vs. assholes

porn producers are making more money now than ever. Production values mean good lighting of the genitals, thats all. Its the hotness of the stars and the filthiest of the acts they participate in that matter these days. Just ask anabolic, jules jordan, max hardcore, belladonna, etc., if they are hurting for cash.

WE HAVE YOUR WOMAN, OUTLANDER!!!