Thanks for the advice, Dr. Vidic.

I thought Guinan's category was "Magical Negro."

In my mind…
this is a collaboration between The Jam and The Smiths.

She's still hot, tho'.

I believe you're thinking of Fuzzy Zoeller, Arsenio. Unless Palmer said something a teeny bit racist as well, which I would not discount.

He's a Skrull, ba! A SKRULL!

The list has Burl as a troll, and I won't accept that.

If we're listing our gripes over the English Language, I'd like to add the word I most abhor: wrongheaded.

Eh. I've been happier.

Zombie guards, SEIZE HIM! Tell me that's not fun to say?

Ace the Bathound!

I'm wetter than I've ever been! And I'm from Canada!

Same here, Arsenio. I'm too plugged into pop-culture, so it dominates as the chief factor in compatibility.

This seems to be a repetitious theme: commentors whose fiancees' have awful taste. And not to sound insulting, but why are you in a relationship with them?

"The Closer" did one too, Meander.

God damn you, Rabin. God damn you.

A friend of mine and I had time to kill before a show last month, and he had never played KD before. I picked an eternal stage so he could just free-roam. He was shocked when all of a sudden he could roll up buildings; he apparently didn't notice the increasing scaling.

Is there ANY mention of how much Zhang He loves beauty?

Too… funny[!]

When, oh when, will I get my movie about Lu Bu and his antennae-esque headgear?