Realistically, you could devote two episodes to Seagal sitting in traffic on Vets in realtime.

SALLY FOraughh! SALLY FOraughh! Sally forth…

This was an annual Halloween tradition among my friends in high school. It was also an annual Christmas break tradition, summer vacation tradition, and then whenever we didn't have anything else to do on the weekends.

"LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOOOOWWWN… eep!"

Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis— a good Republican cologne.

So on this album she responds to an attack from a Dirty White Boy?

Well, at least Nathan loves Minneapolis.
C'mon, we all want you here!

""You robots are a disgrace to this university. Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, it's Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House. Whenever a human corpse is desecrated-"

It seemed more like a mix of improv and loosely-scripted scene premises.

*owns.

That means someone besides me own Version 2.0.

You don't, perchance, work for Game Informer?

Maker's Mark. I'm not that sophisticated.

It's!

Damnit, Louis, tell me where I recognize your avatar from. The Bourbon won't let me remember.

Anton Corbijn, who directed a number of DM's music videos, from Black Celebration through Playing the Angel.

I'm a DM fan, and this is awesome. Anton used up all my goodwill when he started making DM-ripoff videos for The Killers.

Adding to the MPLS love. I had a great time at Rabin's reading. Why don't you guys drop in to the city that Prince built?

Slightly off the record, I ordered and consumed my first McGangbang last week. I felt dirty. So dirty.

Nicht die Bienen!