Yet the kinpira carrots will disavow any atrocities performed on the rest of the bibimbap's ingredients.

I second that ER opinion. I got so tired of seeing honkies George Clooney, Eriq LaSalle, Anthony Edwards, and Noah Wylie from week to week.

The bonobo will at least floss regularly.

I choose to imagine that the divorce drove you to a Canadian Death-Cult as well as the bottle.

It was sight rhyme. He's being poetic.

Actually, Ricin, "Possum Kingdom" is about a vampire turning him mortal lover into the undead.

When spying on the IRA for the British…
it's important that you keep up your ridiculous Irish Spring-influenced brogue. No member of the IRA will question the over-exaggeration, and you can move freely between terrorist cells and a man who slightly resembles Gandhi.

I always assumed "Tears in Heaven" or "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" were the worst songs to strip to.

"What do you get when you fall from Grace? You only get cast into Perdition."

Normal View!
Normal VIEW!!
NORMAL VIIEEEEEEWWW!!!

The "Disembaudio" sketches during the sex scenes were grating, but the rest was excellent.

"You have your Father's eyes."

Pish, Dr. Brian May makes that mad astronomy money.

So it wasn't sarcoidosis?

Druid, Jorge, druid. Night elves cannot be mages.

"Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!"

I stopped reading City Pages a long time ago, Windowsmasher. It became rather boring and repetitive, but that may be our Cities' fault. I do follow Twin Cities Decider, err, AV Club Twin Cities on Twitter, as they post interesting stuff from time to time.

How very Aaron Spelling of them.

One Flew Over the Basilisk's Nest.

The Heart is a Lonely Vampire Hunter.