Who's Afraid of Virginia, the Lycanthrope?

All the Pretty Hippogryphs.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Aside From Those Radioactive Ants?

Of Inhuman Bondage.

The Tell-Tale Heart of Darkness.

Hamlet, Prince of Planet Denmark.

Kudos, sir.

"NOT THE BEES!"

I hope they ask Thomas Hayden Church to co-star.

"No, I will NOT pray with you!"

This is a fitting news item for me.

I'm just going to write "First!" on the bottom of the theater's screen. Then repeat that in every other theater before I've even seen those movies.

"All those firstie attempts will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

I thought that song was what Huey Lewis was known for.

And the public opinion turns…

Nice to see someone else who reads Topless Robot!

Cue BeIIadona.

Alone and bored on a 30th-century night?

Now to await the double-post backlash.

"Do you expect me to first?"