"That'll"? Really? You realize you're a professional writer, and you're getting paid for this, right?

Like what? Sincerity? Humor? Bitchin' guitar solos?

Year Zero is the best thing he's ever done.

A.V. Club hires Gender Studies majors now, instead of English majors?

What a great story

I want to see Cricket and Liz Taylor as private investigators.

Don't spell it like that.

If you're going to do this kiddie horseshit, you can DO CRITTERS NEXT

Apparently he had a little spaceship on Tatooine that he flew around like kids ride dirt bikes in Bumfuck, AR.

He's just old

So the reviewer didn't actually say what was wrong with the game's politics. I'm guessing it's a little Alex Jones-y?

James Gunn needs to DO CRITTERS NEXT

Framin' OJ, you in?

All this time I thought "dumps" were her butt cheeks, and Sisqo just liked big truck-sized butts.

Maybe it's to signal the other walkers.

Is this what The A.V. Club is now?

Which UCB member is the alleged rapist? The article makes it sound like it's Kurt Metzger.

Pixar

Now he's free to do the hard-R CGI-free CRITTERS remake he was obviously put on earth to do.

There's Chris Nolan. He's at least trying, anyway.