You ever hear the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack? Without the visuals it's aural AIDS.

I think I might hate the word "interiority" even more than I hate "specificity".

So you're saying you don't like being mentally challenged?

The A.V. Club constitution decrees that every review shall have one and only one error, which is never fixed so as to enter the annals of infinity and preserve the tradition.

I think A.A. Dowd is just fucking with people at this point.

It used to be so pleasant and mellow here. Obama is tearing us apart.

What the fuck? I have to watch Winnie the Pooh now?

Isn't there always an "I" before "am not"? Then you can at least contract "I'm not".

Every A.V. Club article has to be about sexism now. Every single one.

I fucking love The Green Hornet.

I think he's part of Adam Sandler's posse

They weren't in the same room at the same time, though…

He really doesn't seem to understand that saying you like Bee Movie is just an internet meme. No one would actually watch Bee Movie 2.

Jerry's loaded in the show, and Kramer has untold millions from his underwear modeling and book sales.

The Powers That Be decided recently that The A.V. Club was going to be a major player in the "gender wars". Which is fine, I guess, but I wish they'd come out and announced it at some point instead of just pretending that nothing had changed.

Something about salad days…?

Leprechaun 2

CTRL-F "specificity"

The whole thing, every second of it, feels like a trailer. There's nothing else like it on TV.

It's going to get burned off by the acid or whatever.