You forgot to put the "Sponsored Link" tag on this.

Seriously. I come here to read, not to watch a couple J.C. Penney hipster dweebs laughing at their own awkward "jokes".

MY ASS IS ON FIYAH!

I was utterly shocked at the kid puffing a cigar while he's shooting pool.

Superman didn't come from no monkey

It comes up pretty much daily since Rabin wrote about it.

One of them being a fucking turtle also was the ultimate insult.

Am I nuts that I think the first TMNT is solid as hell and stands up perfectly today? Maybe even a kiddie-flick masterpiece?

What the fuck is a donair?

I blame Mike Birbigiblia

I clicked that "period joke" link but could only stand about a minute and a half. Where is the joke?

So it's Batman V Superman, not Batman v. Superman?

CONFIRMED FOR GAY

Or that video with the Smashing Pumpkins playing inside a giant Batman mask

So how much dust and stomping is there in this film?

You're going to have a TARDIS tattoo within two months

Cameo by the bounty hunters or Charlie from CRITTERS

CUJO is a solid flick with prime Dee Wallace Stone.

With any luck it's where Trump will be in two years' time.

Words for media don't mean anything anymore. It's all just "content".