KILL MORE CRITES

I don't care. CRITTERS is on another level. It's the perfect candidate for a modern remake, especially since the Chiodos are apparently still going.

Fuck!

I want the bounty hunters from CRITTERS to show up.

How could anyone do this?

I was the same only I was constantly jerking off as well

Maybe don't watch them at all

Or CRITTERS

Seriously, I don't give a shit about Killer Klowns but I hope this thing's successful so we eventually get the hard-R James Gunn Critters reboot we so deserve.

There would be bigger audience for CRITTERS

DO CRITTERS NEXT

Get ready for shiny CGI demons that shriek at the camera

It's more like a ride-along with police to research a cop role. He's trying to absorb the energy and excitement.

Definitely going to look weird on his filmography, like Keaton having Batman and Birdman.

That there is no twist, and everything happens exactly like the Jonestown massacre.

Did anyone else think The Green Inferno's "twist" was kind of brilliant?

Sunday Morning or GTFO

Bulletproof wasn't shit? I'm seriously asking.

I thought Tasha was a sassy black woman for a long time.

What if I'm not a 12-year-old girl?