He was in a couple Red Letter Media videos and he acted like a creepy spoiled weirdo ADHD jackass.

What is it with Maxes?

The threat of sexual violence does hang heavy over this review.

The thing about rom-coms is you don't realize that's what they are right away, if they're good movies. You always say afterwards at some point, "Holy shit, [good movie] was a rom-com! I like a rom-com?!"

The Perfect Weapon? I remember it being pretty badass when I was nine.

I knew a girl once who said she preferred to watch black people rom-coms because she could focus on the story and wasn't distracted by her attraction to the male lead.

I agree! And it has the best zombie transformation scene of all time.

I want 28 Months Later, goddammit

I'm taking a wild guess there are big white CGI dinosaurs outside the shelter.

Each Sunday morning me and my mom and my brother would watch and laugh our asses off.

Cling tenaciously to my buttocks

Step aside with all yo egghead science shit, what this ghost needs is a good ol' ASS-WHOOPIN.

Repossessed! was my first exposure to tits.

The other one had a "sassy" black woman screaming about Jebus

Why does it bother me so much that his name isn't Helmsworth?

Did someone attack Woody Harrelson's name with a lightsaber?

I dunno, "Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg in a 9/11 comedy" sounds worse.

The Mist is good. So is Pet Sematary. And you have to count Stand By Me and The Shawshank Redemption.

Do CRITTERS next

Is Timbaland going with him?