And in this one those 20 minutes are likely to be Wonder Woman's scenes. Not her fault, but because a) script is balls, and b) Wonder Woman is such a ridiculous character I can't imagine her ever working in a "dark and serious" movie like BvS is looking to be.

The A.V. Club isn't journalism anymore (if it ever was). It's all about engaging traffic and conversion rates now.

Yeah, I couldn't help but be weirded out that this really black-sounding book was written by what appears to be a pasty white dweeb.

I enjoyed H.R. Getz's The Farm but didn't care much for F.H. Wong's The Glove. Franza's Outside Fredonia wasn't nearly as good as their earlier The Plant.

It's not the house that's haunted. It's YOU, Sarah! (I'm taking a wild guess that the wife's name is Sarah because it always fucking is in these movies)

That was Moses.

If he's killed off I do believe that's a situation where my continued viewership of this television property will come to an abrupt end.

Rick literally just killed Michonne with his schlong. There's no way she lives now.

Lil Wayne records six songs every night while he's smoking crack

Collateral is a fine genre picture and he did wonders with Cruise.

Smarmy gay beard comic

OMFG mate

Ridley Scott is Michael Bay to us now, ever since Prometheus.

I agree for the most part, but the "non-American child staring with a knowing look" bit at the end was pure Oscar pretentiousness.

I have not heard a single person say this movie wasn't "formalist enough". Actually I've never heard anyone say something was or wasn't "formalist". Maybe you should hang out with different people.

It might have a picture of a woman's shoes on the cover, though

I will slap the waves out yo hair!

I'm not a huge fan of Purple Rain, but Controversy and Dirty Mind are unassailable.

I would have thought it was the one that inspired the goddamned list.

Where the fuck is "Birthday Boy"?