Meteor shit!

This doesn't really jazz me up so much, seeing as I've found each Gorillaz album to be about half as good as the previous.

Me too! But only if they get the Chiodo brothers to do 100% practical effects.

Please get rid of this reviewer now. He belongs at a hipster alternative news-weekly. "Sorta"? Fucking seriously?

So much fucking! Why is there so much fucking in that movie?

Bu the DVD cover shows him resting his head on a stack of pancakes, which is funny because pancakes wouldn't usually be used for that!

That movie is hilarious. Don't be ashamed.

TMNT, Home Alone, and Ernest Goes to Jail are legit.

And it did.

No Petra Haden, no deal.

Are you serious…?

2000s pop music was complete garbage aside from Robyn.

I made out with an actual girl for the first time in four years!

And Andy was black!

They don't know we know they know we know.

The first Korn album is good. It's just batshit insane music.

This is the most boring rapper alive.

Do as I say!

I just remember that it's called The Ring Two, joining Pet Sematary Two as the other sequel which inexplicably spells out the word "two" in the title.

Why did Verhoeven make those three batshit insane sci-fi satire masterpieces, and then nothing of the sort again, ever?