Never squeal on th' pusher

What is this? Is this funny? Stupid? Who cares?

Michelangelo looks like the Annoying Orange.

That one kind of blew my mind as a kid. What WAS the Secret of the Ooze? Is it just that it exists, and created the mutant animals? I always felt like I was missing something.

The first live-action TMNT film from 1990 is actually really good. Like, way better than it needs to be. There's actually really intense character shit!

It was so good in the beginning. The episode where Peter had birds living in his beard made me cry like little girl.

Letterman blew it for a lot of people.

I was FAKE-spoiled by an A.V. Club comment once. It was about the film The Informant, and someone said "When Matt Damon took the wig off, my jaw dropped to the floor." So I watch the movie and I'm waiting the whole time for Damon to remove his wig, and there's NO FUCKING WIG.

No, I think if most of us got the chance to get in there and do it, we could do a better job. This certainly isn't true of all the people who get shit from A.V. Club, but Michael Bay, yeah.

Today I learned there's a lot of grown-ass men who are way into Legos.

I enjoyed it. This was the first episode I could get all the way through in years.

Burns is the writer's name, numb-nuts :)

Is Joseph Kony even a real guy? I thought that was just a viral campaign for an action movie or something.

I smell the blood. I lick it.

Fifthed. I never ever watch embedded videos. Ever, not once. I'm here for readin'.

The shit was oatmeal.

Why not just get Ellen Cleghorne? What's she been doing?

Are you trippin? Bob's Burgers has more fart gags than any show I've ever seen.

Mark my words: Tina will mention her ovaries before season's end.

Flipper is made of liquid metal