I would have guessed hard-ons.

OK, I'm dumb. Why is this funny?

Seriously. It should be Gandhi length with a Gandhi vibe!

Seriously. To me he's the MVP of every episode. Not that the others aren't great, but fuck, Frank is a national treasure. I hate DeVito in everything else, but he IS Frank.

You headbutt an interviewee on telly and you're labeled a prat and that's the game

Is everyone here fucking twelve? They used to be good!

False. They used to be good. Flea and Frusciante are (were?) gods.

Brandy
She a fine
SHE'S A FINE GIRL
What a good wife she would be

Cock, listen to Blood Sugar Sex Magic. It has some legit good songs. Ignore Kiedis' voice, if that's what bothers you so much, and listen to the band. They actually approach Jimi levels of funk, and 90s-approved levels of melancholy.

My Sharona

I second that. "Jack And Diane" is solid.

Did all the over-30s go to Dissolve or something?

BLLEEEAAARRGGHHH

I really, really want to see an x-ray of his skull.

Is it still good if you don't give a fuck about Johnny Quest or whatever?

Yeah, I really want Marie to be the sole survivor. She's been awesome these last few episodes.

I bought a bag of "weed" from a dude in a Phoenix bus station, and he said "Hey man, don't go whipping that out and smelling it till you get to, like, Albuquerque or some shit."
 
It was pine needles.

Now I'm wondering if he gets a hard-on when he sees Walt break the seal on a bottle of ammonia or whatever.
 
(I'm not googling meth ingredients)

*The World's End

Seriously. It's like with Lady in the Water, where the twist was that there's no twist.