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Roy Fokker
avclub-2e8abed6b12530e83f890e90ad4fbeb3--disqus

Hitler cologne?!? That only did well in one small testis market.

I loved the Orb eispode
From the review, and a few of the comments I have read, it seems like the Orb was not a top episode in season 3.

Well. We'd all know what the "O" face is.

Amazingly, I've just discovered that her face was not actually shot off by her husband.

Father, spirit, holy ghost.

Jeez Fats, you could have just said the standard trope about Santa Claus.

Wow! I watch "dark" movies and laugh at them too! I figured out how cool this was when I was 15!

I liked McCartney when he was in the Quarrymen.

Sacre Bleu! Zis ees im-posee-bley!

It's like you took a picture of a picture, cameleopard.

I wouldn't say that screw up is "hilarious;" I'd say "just another indicator that this will be a shitty shitty movie."

It sucks!

Even the words "licking lips" are creepy together.

Best way to beat the Apocalypse
Get trench coat, boom box, Peter Gabriel tape.

Now if only Uwe Boll could sign on as the director. The video game to movie ruining combo would be even that much more powerful!

For reals. Mortal Kombat better than Street Fighter II?!?!?!

Bob? Dangle? Brett meat?

Well, that's just like, your opinion man.

Screwing paraplegics in trees
Brett gets what Brett wants.

It's like we're a bunch of ravenous spelling nerds just waiting for our chance to stick it to the man.