I was going to agree with this too.

The internet: forums, blogs, and chats full of hate sex fantasy!

^Well yeah, that's just like, your opinion man.

They had to fix the camel toe.

The Twilight RiffTrax
Some of their best work.

What about the Heath Care Conspiracy Theorists and Birthers?
Since so many of them seem to want to be the opposite of Obama— does that make them hipsters?

Have you seen the riders of those hand models? Backstage demands include seven different kinds of lotion and M&M's with no artificial colors.

What frequency is she on?

Flattery will get you nowhere on these forums.

I din't think that was too impressive. I'd of gone with "Corky Romano"

It does seem fishy, and Piven has a problem with fishy.

Hiyoooo!

I saw it this weekend too, and agree with Tasha's review. My friends and I (all of the age that we played with the action figures in the early/mid 80's and watched the cartoon) thought it was surprisingly passable, and much better that tepid shitty Transformers franchise.

Rev,

Perhaps a sassy black friend who manages an Olive Garden?

So Orange… what about the guys that are uglier that you out there that have sex with beautiful women and *also* listen to DVD commentaries?

I think you've also admitted that it all kind of sounds the same Tom, but it's basically a good 'same,' as opposed to some of the other samey bands out there.

I love Dutch Mill's dillusional potato chips.

Goose
It was like slow motion. He leaves his seat and goes through the windshield, headfirst straight into the tree, right? And then bounces back through the windshield. And by the time we got to him, he was just sitting there, trying to scream with his face ripped off.

I never liked SG's much for the lame contrarian reason that a lot of the punk bands in DC played them. Later on it became more legitimate: I don't like humbuckers.