Miller, if you got Quaker Oats in there too it would have blown up the internet.

Forced sterilization? Yes. That is a really great idea, and by "great" I mean shitty.

I learned "the secret" way after my teen years.
Use a tube sock.

She should take that self defense class J-Lo did and fight back!

Dang!
I was hoping to get a John Lithgow Michael-graph.

The Chad McQueen of fail.

Agreed Velvety. The music makes this film doubly awesome.

I think it's funny that Dr. R. is taking a stand on this important issue. Where is the facebook group?

Having a touch of "the common man," or at least giving the impression that one has that quality has been an essential part of American politics for a very long time.

Vote for Sarah Palin 2012, you horndogs.
People that vote for Sarah Palin because

Seriously Mongo? That podium gag was funny as hell to me when I was 11. In hindsight I don't look back on that scene with wistful eyes, but I suspect you're doing a bit of revisionist history.

Inappropriate? I'd say more like HILARIOUS!

Ghosts?
I hope the ghost of Bruce Lee shows up in Green Hornet and kicks everybody's ass.

Maybe anal sex is an infield home run?

Isn't that what happened to David Carradine?

American Gigolo has Blondie's "Call Me" going for it at least.

What if this is just an elaborate PUNK'D set up?
Isn't that all it is?

Disney should get in on this and make Tweenwolf.

It's Like A Network Underworld Battle!
HBO has the Vampires.

This is an intestinal disaster waiting to happen.
I am afraid.