I believe it may have something to do with "more than meets the eye."

Let's hope Ghostbusters 3 is— oh who am I kidding?!? The next Ghostbusters movie is going straight to the crappy movie phantom zone.

Shit jokes, scrotum jokes— same general area.

She'd just come back on the Gauntlet any way.

Matt Lauer can suck it!

May I state the obvious? She is generally considered to be attractive. I realize that many people may disagree, but her MILF factor is surprisingly high for an actual female politician (as opposed to GOP TV talking head firebrands Anne Coulter and Michelle Malkin).

Like a Reeses peanut butter cup
Except instead of it being two great tastes that go great together it's more like dog shit and syrup.

Did you have her wear her "Little House on the Prairie" costume?

and fine European extensions.

I feel some vindication here. I mean, just in the world of internet forums, which is like equivalent enjoyment of eating a mini candy bar.

I'm sure Bangkok hookers have a "If Your Trick Has A Heart Attack" guidebook to make it look like a suicide in three easy steps.

One night in Bangkok
I feel obligated to make this obvious and stupid joke.

Elimination rounds
I find them to be full of even more lame commercial breaks and weak-assed easy and artificial tension.

Doesn't he also need to date Drew Barrymore for that to happen?

I believe changing babies diapers = face full of ass.

Didn't you complain about them same things in 1970 regarding the Odd Couple?

I saw some of the GFE movie on HD Net
Ugh. It was that typical "arty movie" style dialog that seems totally removed from any sort of real conversations that people have.

@idiotking I hope that reason is pretty low on your list. Improbable sitcom scenarios are not the best way to make lifestyle choices.

Though it was way way WAY better written overall, I thought the ending of "Foucault's Pendulum" was only mildly less stupid than the ending of "The Da Vinci Code."

Would drinking this run the risk of Swine Flu?